The characters

Patrick 'El Vaquero' Retzlaff

El Vaquero was born on a coffee plantation at the foothills of Mount Kilimanjaro to an  English mother and German father.  He proudly traces his ancestry back to the Prussian Royal family and Baron Von Munchausen. At over 6ft, El Vaquero is a  strong, handsome, hardworking man with little patience and a fiery temper.

He is married to Mandy and has three children, Paul, Jonathan & Kate.